Notes: Maybe this guy is just following the crowd and going with the trendiness of pirates these days? Or maybe he's an actual pirate but he's not from Penzance so he doesn't have the Cornish accent from which the hearty "Yarr!" is derived. As for the other things on this page, the iced coffee doesn't seem to be helping the bagel-eating frog (I expect now to get lots of Google hits from people searching for "bagel-eating frog"). And the little monster just likes mean-lookin' boots.